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Selfish Ape post-COVID

Nik Money • March 18, 2021


The good news, if you are reading this, is that you survived. The less positive news is that the COVID-19 pandemic and future infectious diseases are unlikely to forestall the end of Homo sapiens for very long. The Black Death caused the greatest proportional hit to human numbers. Around 100 million people died between 1347 and 1351, and the European population may have fallen by 40 percent. Demographic research shows, however, that the long-term effect on population growth was negligible. Human numbers dipped in the middle of the 14th century, but after a century or two we crawled out of the demographic pothole and the growth curve swept upward as if nothing had happened. In our time, the pandemic has killed fewer than 3 million people, which is offset by the number of births in a single week. COVID restrictions reduced fossil fuel consumption in some countries in 2020 but this will have no effect on the warming trend. To help us avoid catastrophe, COVID would need to transform the instinctive behavior of the survivors. It seems more probable that we will resume our mischief as soon as humanly possible. 

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