HumanHomo sapiens
• Least Concern
Considered with the kind of objective methods employed by biologists to describe other animals, humans emerge as a most peculiar kind of primate. Although we share numerous characteristics with the handful of living great apes, including chimpanzees and bonobos, we have much larger brains, less hair, smaller canine teeth, and are mistresses and masters of bipedal locomotion—walking upright on two legs. Our forelimbs are worth celebrating too. Look at your hands. They are marvels of evolutionary engineering. Typical primates have small thumbs and long curved fingers.Human thumbs are larger and our fingers straight. This anatomy allows you to touch the tips of your thumbs with each finger in turn, index to pinky, pinky to index, in a display of manual dexterity unparalleled in the 3.5 billion years of biological history. Key features of our reproductive cycle also help place us. Females show no obvious signs of ovulation, which contrasts with the swelling and reddening of the buttocks of fertile baboons and other primates. Following nine months of gestation, which is two weeks longer than it takes to prepare a gorilla, humans are birthed in a state of profound irresponsibility that requires years of adult care. Human babies seem no smarter than other apes, but by the time we are toddlers the differences are profound. The descended position of the larynx along with other anatomical and neurological adaptations have allowed us to develop sophisticated communication methods ranging from our original African languages of clicking sounds to the extended vocal range required for “Muzetta’s Waltz” from La Boheme. Besides these biomechanical characteristics, attempts at an holistic description of Homo sapiens
embrace our recurring cultural habits of agriculture, politics, trade, materialism, warfare, art, science, and religion. The IUCN Red List places Homo sapiens
in the conservation category of “Least Concern,” and offers the following justification: Listed as Least Concern as the species is very widely distributed, adaptable, currently increasing, and there are no major threats resulting in an overall population decline.
The durability of this assessment should be considered along with this excerpt from a Latin description of our species that may be adopted by extraterrestrial taxonomists that visit earth in the twenty-second century: Homo sapiens: illa simiae species Africana ab origine quae adeo orbem pervastavit terrarum ut ipsa extincta fiat. (Homo sapiens: species of ape of African origin that devastated the biosphere and thereby drove its own extinction.)